Sophia Lux Unzips Her Tits In The Middle of the Red Carpet

The genius of Sophia Lux unzipping before she has entered the building is that now she does not have to go through the embarrassment of being searched by security. Getting groped in search of contraband and weapons is the low point of everybody’s night when they go out, but if you are naked then there is nothing to grope for.

I do not know why I haven’t started stripping while waiting in line before. I bet it would also cause the people around me to give me a little bit more space. No one wants to stand close to a naked man. I doubt that would have the same effect for Sophia Lux, though.

The only trouble is that if you strip for security then you are going to have less places to hide your actual contraband. Let’s all hope that Sophia Lux’s prison pocket is large enough to handle the job, otherwise she’ll have no snacks or alcohol to get her through the event. Well, no free snacks. She could always give in and pay ten bucks for a candy bar, but somehow it doesn’t taste as sweet when you have overpaid.

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