BREAKING: Instagram Banning Two-Piece Bathing Suits, Mourn With Hottest Shots Of Emily Ratajkowski

 

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A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Jun 26, 2018 at 11:25am PDT

This is a sad day for Instagram users everywhere, as the buzzkill Insta sensors have shockingly banned two-piece bathing suits from the popular image sharing platform. They couldn't stop at just nipples. Instagram officials point to the proliferation of sexy content on social media, and oddly enough, specifically call out Emily Ratajkowski's bikini pics for pushing sexiness on Instagram over the limit. They say that the sky-high horniness levels caused by Ratajkowski's wet heaving breasts, perky visible nipple outline, and unreal ass are countering the app's monetization efforts. In fact, market research shows that users are so blinded by horniness that they can't even swipe up on ads for Hello Fresh or Casper mattresses. Instagram's cop-out answer is to ban bikinis, and I for one am outraged.

 

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A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on May 12, 2018 at 8:42am PDT

And full of shit. Obviously. Anyway April Fools' Day is as good a day as any to check out the most peen-moistening documentation ever of Emily Ratajkowski's unrivaled hotness, so check it out.

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