Marti and her Convenient Pantyhose

I am not sure if what Marti is wearing is considered "pantyhose". I am from the 80s and have no idea what the names of different lingerie pieces are, but for the sake of this post, let's say they are pantyhose.

These are not of your mom's variety of pantyhose that you may or may not have tried on as a kid, no one is judging you, weirdo. They may not even be the kind of pantyhose that your secretary girlfriend from back when they were called secretaries wore. You know the full bottomed like a pair of Spanx Short Oprah probably wears.

These modern design pantyhose are crotchless and ass-less...convenient for bathroom breaks and other things.

I know nothing about the model beyond her INSTAGRAM where she says she's an "amateur polerina and exotic dancer". Sounds good to me.