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aldo-vallon - May 4, 2018
One thing that I miss about the suburbs after my move to the city is the ability to suntan in my backyard without being bothered. Granted, my hedges were not so big that I dared enough to go all the way down to my birthday suit, unlike at Lucy Doll’s place, but I was still able to have a nice Roman complexion for the summer.
Now that I am in the city I have a year round pale. It may be better for the long-term health of my skin, but I do not like to think that far ahead. I am happier squandering everything that I have been blessed with so that I can end up a shriveled up skin cancer- ridden old man.
And I know that it is possible to tan in the city, but the options are limited. I find it morally abhorrent to pay money to lie in a bed of ultraviolet light just so that I can appear like I go outside.
The other option is that I pretend to be a vagrant and stand out in the intersections with my shirt off begging for money. That one is promising, and it even has the benefit of putting some extra cash into my pocket, but I simply do not have that kind of ambition.