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bill-swift - January 12, 2016
Oh, I suppose this is indeed Abigail Ratchford, my common law Pennsylvania Dutch wife, in her first guise as topless revelation funbag wonder. Thanks to so many of you for sending me copies of my own spouse without her clothes on, apparently an insert from the Abigail Ratchford calendar for 2016 purchasable which should oblige. It's odd seeing something you've been waiting so long and impatiently to see. Like the first time I laid eyes on Disneyland after hearing about it for so many years from the couple that kidnapped me as a child. It truly is the Magical Kingdom. I'm talking about Abigail's magical melons now. Enjoy.