Adriana Lima See-Through Wet Hotness Will Reverse Your Hemispheric Polarities

Oh, my oh my. If it isn't world class sultry hottie Adriana Lima in the Gulf of Mexico in a wet see-through t-shirt. As if we could miss this. Our global radar satellite infrared UV doppler spy technology is designed just for such an occasion. So much boobtastic wet hotness, our sensors nearly jammed.

Adriana Lima is so damn good looking I want to write an emo song all about her, record it, auto-tune it, turn it into a dance club favorite, and then spend all the money I make from my record buying Adriana Amazon local certificates only good in my zip code. Yes, I know, it's genius. Don't steal my idea! Enjoy.