Adult Star Bridgette B Hosts Some Curvy XXX Girls For Her Vegas Birthday Bash

Why, oh why, did I not invest my time in forging relationships with more adult film stars? I knew the benefits that such friendships could lead to, but instead I gambled on what I thought were the ugly ducklings in an ill-advised attempt at getting in on the ground floor of the Amazon equivalent of people. But as every investor knows, most of those gambles do not pay off, and for every successful Amazon there are a hundred bankrupt Amazons.

I only wish my younger self understood just how high of a percentage is ugly in the general population. I might have been able to play the odds a bit better. Maybe I could have even been a plus one at Bridgette B’s party.

I know that not every beauty you go to high school with maintains their looks, but I think a greater percentage does than the number of women who outgrow their…awkwardness. There is something to say about the proven commodity versus the startup. Once in a blue moon you might hit pay dirt, but that is no way to run a business or live a life. It’s better to end up with the obese former prom queen than the woman who has had the body of a softball catcher her entire life.

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