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bill-swift - December 4, 2013
It seems like a natural win-win situation. Uber-hottie Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gets to spend some quality time dolling herself up at the salon, we get to see Alessandra in skin tight leggings, flashing her long toned legs and blessed camel toe at their point of intersection.
Once again, the inventor of stretch pants deserves our eternal gratitude, and maybe even that Lululemon jagoff deserves some recognition for keeping them expensive enough to make even the celebrity ladies flashing toe in public. I'm not prepared to shake hands, but I will most definitely light a candle and say a little thanks this season of giving. You know, while I'm staring at Alessandra's crotchal region like it's an Olympic sport. Enjoy.