Alexandra Park Bikini, Nina Dobrev In A Towel, Billie Piper Brought Back To Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

Something old and something new, something hot to turn your bobos blue. I kind of changed that saying a bit I suppose to fit our particular Boob Tube Roundup needs this week. Alexandra Park and Merritt Patterson showing off bikini boobtastic in The Royals, Billie Piper re-animated in topless form in Penny Dreadful, Lotte Verbeek in Outlander flashing her Funions, and the deliciously delightful Nina Dobrev never quite nekkid enough in Vampire Diaries, but still so damn hot.

If you had any wondering as to whether the small screen or the big screen is showing more hot lady skin these days, it's not even close really. The cineplexes are relegated to keeping the flaunting flesh away from the kids lest they turn into sociopathic beasts at the sight of nipples. Meanwhile, the multiple viewing options at home are proving you can have quality television and quality racks all in one show. A couple steps forward, a couple steps back. You're only breaking even if you're not sure where to look. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: "The Royals" E!/"Outlanders" Starz/"Penny Dreadful" Showtime/"The Vampire Diaries" The CW