Alexandra Thompson Topless on the Counter

I see what happened here. Someone placed Alexandra Thompson on top of the counter and forgot her up there. It used to happen to me all the time as a kid. If anyone has her phone number tell her to slide the drawers out and use them as steps. If I had not learned that little trick I might still be stuck up there, sitting like that creepy little elf that always turns up in the winter. I imagine it would be exponentially more creepy if that elf was a grown man. Lucky for us that is not the content of these pictures. Instead, we get to see Alexandra in all her natural glory.

Maybe she is just playing that beloved childhood game the floor is lava. She looks like a natural at keeping her feet off the ground, but I would not be surprised if she had an unending supply of men lined up to serve as stepping stones to help her navigate through the house. I know I would be glad to stand ankle deep in imaginary lava for a woman of that caliber.

_{Photo Credit: B-authentique}