Alexis Ren Posts A Bunch Of Topless Birthday Shots

Thank the heavens that Alexis Ren is not a Jehovah’s Witness, otherwise we might have never gotten these birthday pics.

I am not so certain where the good ol’ JW’s stand when it comes to nudity, but I know they hate birthdays. I remember trying to reserve one of their buildings for my annual birthday orgy and they totally flipped out. Personally, I think they were overreacting. It’s not like anyone else was going to show up, and you can hardly celebrate a birthday orgy with only one person.

What I want to know most right now is where Alexis got that human-sized dog bed. Everyone knows beanbag chairs went out of style in in the ‘90s, but people don’t think twice about a dog bed. That is why I want to get a massive dog bed and set it in front of my TV, like a budget recliner. So I would really appreciate it if Alexis Ren did not hold this knowledge for herself.

She better not make me regret being thankful she is not a JW, because they would definitely share with me where they purchased their human dog bed from. They are always giving information away for free, even if it wasn’t asked for.

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