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Ah, so that is what a perfect ten looks like. They are so few and far between that sometimes I forget what the upper limit of the scale is calibrated to.

I consider myself fortunate that I have only ever seen photos Alexis Ren. A woman as beautiful as her has got to have some flaws and part of me thinks the moment I hear her open her mouth she is going to reveal exactly what that flaw is. There is the small chance that she has a sex kitten voice that will only increase her hotness, thereby breaking the grading scale, but there is such a small chance of that that I do not feel comfortable rolling the dice. If I found out she sounds like Fran Drescher I just might lose the will to live.

Or maybe the sound of her voice is still acceptable, but the content of what comes out of it will not be. Maybe I will hear her say she thinks it is okay to cut the mold off a slice of bread and eat. That is just an example, I know she has not eaten bread in ten years, but it would be a terrible thing to discover.

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