Alicia Arden Strips Down For Totally Nude NYE Celebration On Social Media

As I slowly leave my party years I find it necessary to fill the void of excitement with other things so that I don’t relapse and become the creepy old guy hanging out at the sorority party. Instead of going to a big New Year’s bash this year where I would be expected to get drunk around other drunks, many of whom would be scantily clad, I chose to go to a concert.

That might seem like it could still be a wild time, except this was the kind of concert where no one would be rolling on anything. And in order to get my fix of scantily clad women I had to turn to the internet. That is where women like Alicia Arden come in.

Some of you might be wondering why a woman would need to take a nude photo of herself with a “Happy New Year” banner censoring her genitals. Well, the answer to that question is that she does it for people like me. Now I can feel like I have celebrated New Year’s in the way that it was meant to be celebrated without the same risk of disease or disappointment in myself.

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