Aline Jones and Lina Esco Topless Goodness in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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I'd be remiss if I didn't mention in this week's Boob Tube Roundup about the hypocrisy of network and basic cable television. All of whom understand that having hot women bare their bodies sell more tickets, but who adamantly refuse to have fully bare women so they can tell advertisers their content is non-nude and family safe. Their entire distinction, they manage to blur or shadow the nipples out of their repeated naked making of the sexy scenes. If the ridiculous point of this exercise is to protect children from the soul destroying site of human sexuality, then you've failed. You're just covering up a nipple. Quit it. It's lame and hypocritical and you're ruining television for some arbitrary line in the sand that satisfies Ford and Charmin. Rant over.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes so much hotness you need leadened gloves to handle it. Damn hot. This includes the lovely Latina hotties of O Negocio topless on HBO Sudamericans, Alice Braga nearly naked in Queen of the South newly on Fox, RoosterTeeth's fun time teat time streaming show Day 5, and much much more. As much as I might complain about the covering up of pokies on television, it still is leagues ahead of major movies where sex has essentially gone to die onscreen. So sad. All hail the Boob Tube. Enjoy.

_{Photo Credit: 'O'Negocio' HBO/'Kingdom' Audience Network/'Animal Kingdom' TNT/'Queen Of The South' FOX/'Day 5'}