All The Very Best Of: Alexis Ren’s Topless And Handbra Pics

Judging from the state of her apartment, Alexis must have just moved in and the moving company lost more than a few boxes. Why else would there be such scarce furniture in the place, and why would she have such few clothes?

And I am using the word “lost” loosely. I do not want a defamation lawsuit on my hands for making wild allegations without evidence, but I think we all know that the movers took more than a box or two as a memento. The opportunity to move a supermodel is probably rare, so they were wise to take advantage of the situation.

This does serve as a good lesson to the rest of us. You should either not properly label your boxes, so that the thieves will not know where the goods are, or you should scatter complete outfits across multiple boxes. That way if they take one box they will not get all of your shirts and bras, as they did in Alexis’s case. You can simply open up the box marked family photo albums and find a fresh set. Then you will be able to avoid the embarrassing predicament that she has found herself in.

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