All The Very Best Of: Bojana Novakovic’s Best Nudity In TV and Movies

I bet there is an algorithm that could be created that can determine how hot a person is going to be based on the number of vowels in their name. With higher numbers always seem to be on the higher side of hotness as well. I know there is a lot at play in determining that, but I am pretty sure it all boils down to the vowels thing. It is not like it could all be up to chance. The world does not work that way. If it did then there would be a lot more Jill Smiths gracing the silver screen and all the people whose names I cannot pronounce would be working at convenience stores—well, more than they already do.

Out of all the farfetched storylines that come up on TV, I think the one that was the hardest for me to believe was when this woman had a tryst with William H. Macy’s character on Shameless. I do not care if she was dying, there is no way her standards would have dropped that low. Unless it was due to a brain tumor that is, because that is the only reason that can explain away such behavior.

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