All The Very Best Of: Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Sexiest Nude Scenes From Movies & TV

I cannot help but think Emmanuelle Chriqui should use one of the vowels from her first name to help make her last name a bit easier to pronounce. We all know she has enough letters that she can spare a few. My Anglo tongue was never meant to make those sounds in this succession. Although, the great thing about being a writer is that you never have to pronounce names like hers out loud. Unless of course you are such a colossal idiot that you write an entire paragraph which emphasizes your ignorance. Apparently I am one of those idiots.

But regardless of one’s abilities to pronounce her name, everyone around the world is capable of pronouncing the universal word for astonishment: Damn.

I remember seeing this broad in Snow Day, and even then I knew the main character had fucked up by choosing the desires of his heart over those of his penis. Those kids were still in high school, it wasn’t like they were going to get married. He might as well have just hooked up with the hot one instead of the homely one so that his own teen self-esteem could have had a little boost.

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