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aldo-vallon - February 23, 2018
Even if one does not care for the type of movies that Kate Winslet tends to star in, the one thing that is undeniable is her propensity for going topless in them. That fact alone is usually enough to convince a man to spend two hours of date night watching a movie about a neglected and dissatisfied housewife.
Kate's boobs might have been the first pair that my young eyes had ever set upon. I was watching Titanic with my family and when Kate bore those breasts to the world I was given the order to cover my eyes. Fortunately my mother was naive enough to believe that I would be obedient. Technically I did follow the order because my hands did cover my eyes. The thing is, my fingers were spread so wide that even the Titanic could have safely passed through the gap.
In hindsight it probably would have been wise to play it a little sneakier and keep that gap a little smaller, because the next time it was R-rated family movie night my mother used her own hands to do the covering.