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aldo-vallon - February 4, 2018
I know it is time to cut myself off from drinking when I start seeing things that are clearly impossible, like a conjoined twin sprouting out of Rachel McAdam's chest. For the life of me I could not think of what movie that was featured in and really felt like I was missing out. A movie about a woman with a head for a boob sounds like it would be enthralling. It could just as easily be a drama as it could be a comedy or horror.
A man could try feeling her up only to have his finger bitten off. That is clearly horrifying. Or she could be on a date and the talking head could keep making wisecracks. That has funny written all over it. Or it could only be about the struggles of living as a conjoined twin. It would be a nightmare trying to find a boob that fit right. I think Rachel would have a guaranteed Oscar if she was to play both roles. I can say with some certainty that it has never been done before, at least not as a head that also serves as a boob.