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aldo-vallon - March 14, 2018
All this time I thought the hotness of Rachel Weisz peaked in 1999 when The Mummy was released, but it appears I was mistaken. Discovering these stills of Rachel pre-’99 has me rethinking everything I thought I knew about her. This must be what archaeologists feel when they discover a Sirius radio in the ruins of an ancient civilization. Like, could the Egyptians have really been even more advanced than previously thought? I am pretty sure these two feelings are comparable.
I have been so enamored with Rachel’s character in The Mummy that I did not even think to check if she had been in anything prior, let alone check if she had shown some skin. I always felt like that movie was missing something, and now I know what that thing was: Rachel’s bush. Although it might have come off as a little strange if she had more body hair than a three thousand year old mummy. Hair keeps growing after a person dies, if you were not aware, which means that dude should have had an afro. So on second thought, maybe it was better that they left it up to the viewers imagination.