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Earlier this year our impudent little sprite that is known as Ellen Page married the love of her love, so I would like to offer my sincere congratulations to the happy couple.

Actually, I have never heard Ellen call her wife the love of her life, and I really do not want to put words in her mouth, so I will stick with calling her a love in her life. I think that still gets the point across without being too committal. The last thing a person wants in their marriage is for their spouse to think they are taking things too seriously. That could lead to your partner taking advantage of you, which is why you should play it aloof.

At your ceremony, instead of saying til death do us part, say for now. Instead of having a slow song for your first dance, play a dubstep track. And when you feed your new spouse that first bite of cake make sure you smear it all over their face and into their clothes. It will assert your dominance going into the rest of the marriage, no matter how long or short that may be.

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