Alyssa Arce Topless And Sandy

Playboy model and all-around ridiculously hot bodied model Alyssa Arce took to the beach and sand in this wonderful Glen Krohn photoshoot to display her heavenly body and a pair of funbags that would make even the most hardened man weep with salvation. Or become even more hardened I suppose too.

Alyssa's fine female form puts the standing in outstanding and the OMG in divine. That doesn't make sense, but work with me here, I stare at beautiful naked women all day and my mind is somewhat the consistency of happy Jell-O. Her booty almost gets overlooked which is both a shame and rightfully a crime against thumper humanity. It's epic. Her entire beach body ought be chiseled in some kind of marble so that thousand of years from now archaeologists might uncover her statue and smile and wonder how amazing life was like in the 21st century. In my diary I'm going to claim Alyssa and I were hot and heavy, just in case they find that too. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Glen Krohn

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