Amber Lancaster (Covered) Topless from the Clever Bastards at MTV (VIDEO)

So, maybe MTV is youth obsessed, and maybe they think anybody old enough to shave might as well be cast off on an ice float into the sea, but they were sinister enough to make a big exception, hiring a 30-year old, super hottie Amber Lancaster, who we lust heartily, to play a sexy high school cheerleader in The Hard Times of RJ Berger. They've doubled their clever quotient, and our praises, by finding unique ways to get Amber almost-naked on the show, including this little number with her backpack just barely covering her glorious boobs. As much as I detest pimping MTV, hats off to you, former music video channel.

Credit: MTV