Amber The Busty Bookworm

 A chick who is into books is a dream come true. Not because I care that my women are well-read, or anything like that, but because they are as cheap on the bank account as they come. When other girls want diamonds, bookworms will be happy with a stack of hardcovers. If you play your cards right then you can buy a years worth of presents at a used book sale for five dollars and be set. Better yet, buy the books regardless of what the woman likes because a fully stocked bookshelf is a strong aphrodisiac. Read a synopsis of some of them just in case she starts to ask questions, and if they get too specific say something vague about it being too pretentious for your tastes.

The second benefit to dating bookworms is the cheap dates. You can spend the whole evening in a bookstore and it won't have to cost you a dime. NOT A DIME! Just steer her away from new books by asking her about her favorites. She will rave about what she likes as you become blinded by dollar signs. 

How men are not given a class in dating when they are growing up boggles my mind.

Photo Credit: Sidney Manuel for B-Authentique Magazine