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bill-swift - February 25, 2014
There we were, staking out the super fine skinny young French model Anais Mali along the strip in Miami Beach when out of nowhere, her far more round-bodied friend whips off her bikini top and starts prancing around on the beach. How very French. I would have complained to the authorities, but as it turns out, I happen to have a small bit of affection for funbags, so instead I just noted her for a recommendation to the city council for civic heroes.
I wouldn't necessarily suggest that everybody get nekkid on Miami Beach, we do need to think of the children who might see bare breasts and grow up to become something horrible like a serial killer or a politician or something. And it would have been nice if Anais would've stripped out of her tiny bikini for show a little something something for her fans, but bringing along a showoff friend is not the worst thing you can do at the beach. Thought it is clearly one of the best. Enjoy.