Andressa Urach Topless Bikini Exhibition in Miami; Bring Down the Brazilian Hammer!

I'm not exactly sure why Miss Butt Butt Brazil isn't in Brazil during these World Cup days, but we're lucky to have her here stateside, in Miami, flashing a solid bit of her XXL badonkadonk, not to mention removing her bikini top just for bonus ogling points.

You may recall Andressa Urach is a regular visitor to Miami, and refuses to adapt to the inane U.S. custom of hiding her funbags. It is a silly traditiona after all with little merit. So, good on you, Andressa, not just for waving around that bottomside, but rooting from Brazil from afar with your guns pointed toward Rio. I can't think of a better way to honor your team. Or give free boners to the boys on the beach. That's benevolence. Enjoy.