Anna Orlova Nude in the Bedroom

 There are not many places I can think of that are more fitting to be nude in than that of a bedroom. Maybe a bathroom. It would be kind of odd to shower in your clothes, but maybe it is a good way to reduce the amount of clothes that are sitting in the hamper. Being nude in the bedroom for any longer than twenty seconds at a time usually means something good is about to happen, or already has happened. Unless of course you are a nudist, in that case you are just hitting par for the course. I personally have never understood nudists. Sure, you might save a bit of time and money doing laundry, but then you will have to be washing your sheets all the time, not to mention the couch. Cleaning a couch is expensive too. I know because I once spilled my burrito on my mom's. And a burrito is way less messy than a buttcrack, depending on who owns that buttcrack, of course. But I am way too much of a germophobe to be the one to make that distinction.

_{Photo Credit: Stefano Tarlao}