Ashley Graham Fully Topless On Instagram While Trying Boob Tape Technique

Every now and then I am forced to come to terms with my own ignorance, and I do not like it. I think of myself to be educated a fair amount, and then I see something like boob tape and realize that I do not know a damn thing.

I knew boobs needed to be taped for certain outfits in order to keep the cattle corralled, but I didn’t realize there were actual techniques involved, or that so much tape was needed. I guess it all depends upon cup size in the end. Keira Knightley can probably get away with using a strip for each boob, while Ashley Graham has to use half a roll.

Even if all of that black tape is overkill, I bet that is the better tactic to have. No gal wants to be at an event when the levee breaks and leaves her looking like she has a hernia of the chest.

I did always assume that boob tape would more closely match the skin color of the wearer. Ashley has so much black tape on her that she looks like a volleyball player in the Olympics. I assume they put that tape on their boobs as well.

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