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bill-swift - August 19, 2014
I'm not sure where Ashley Greene has been hiding of late, but I can tell you most certainly her award winning nipples have missed the spotlight.
Ashley's nipples became rather famous for poking through many a top during her Twilight fame years. You can't just take the fine headlights of a super fine woman and expect to contain them behind some veil of modesty. Nay. So long as the sun shines, the pokiest and most succulent nipples in the land will find their way to recognition. Ashley, we dig you big time all over. We miss you dearly. And your nipples, well, I'm just glad they're back. Now, I need a hanky. For my tears, you pervert. Okay, maybe two hankies. Enjoy.