Ashlynn Yennie Bound and Michelle Batista Unbound Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)

I once more must give my heartfelt prurient thanks to the good folks at Showtime who greenlit the show Submission which is really a story loosely wrapped around scene after scene of topless hot thespianics in various forms of BDSM bondage. I can't think of a better use of production and distribution resources. Showtime also launches this week with Roadies, the Cameron Crowe serial that opens up with some stellar nudity from Jacqueline Byers and Cissy Ly, as well as sweet teats and nudity in O Negocio and Orange is the New Black, and some bare booty side hotness in TNT's Animal Kingdom. The small screen is where the big peeks are happening. Get a bigger TV. And some ice packs. Enjoy.

_{Photo Credit: 'Roadies' Showtime/'O Negocio' HBO/'Orange Is The New Black' Netflix/'Submission' Showtime/'Animal Kingdom' TNT}