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aldo-vallon - May 7, 2018
Hiromi Oshima looks like she has the flexibility of a feline. The way she is able to sprawl out on that bedding makes me think she has what it takes to become an internet phenom. I have been a user on the internet for a couple of years now and if there is one thing that I have learned it is that people on the internet go gaga over two things: Cats and naked women. Hiromi, being the genius that she is, had the good sense to combine those two things. It almost isn’t fair to the rest of the women on the internet that they have to compete with that, or the cats either for that matter.
Hiromi’s torso really is ridiculous. It is like it is twice as long as any average person’s. If I had a torso that long I might finally be able to dunk. I swear I am only a couple inches, or feet, away as it is. A spine like that might finally be able to push me over the edge of success. I think my whole life would be different if I had the ability to dunk a basketball. My confidence would be through the roof and I would probably become a CEO.