Audrey Aleen Allen’s Wet Fantasy

How many times did Audrey have to reenact this shot of pouring water on herself? If the photographer is a perfectionist then it could have been any number of times. I hate to think of our dear Audrey going through such treatment. Even Chinese water torture would not have been so excruciating. That only consists of little drops of water, and this is a whole bottle. That is enough to leave her with a mild case of PTSD, her fingers could have gotten all wrinkly for all I know. That is simply unacceptable.

If it was in my power I would have that photographer turn in his badge, or camera lens, or whatever it is that gives him his authority. Clearly he has gone mad with power and can no longer be trusted to provide us with nudie pics. I do not know if any man can. And since I am not willing to trust this sort of thing in the hands of a woman, she would only make them too artsy and distracting, then I see only one alternative. That we go back to the days of having artists paint us nude women. Not ideal, I know, but it will have to do for now.

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