Avril Lavigne Purple Panty Upskirt Leaving Nice Guy Restaurant

 I suppose an upskirt pic of your panties is just a risk you take when you decide to wear an oversized hoodie as a dress. I know I have always made peace with that fact every time I decide to wear similar attire, but then again I usually do not make it passed the doorman. Apparently some bars have "dresscodes" that they enforce and apparently having the bottom of my sack dangling just barely visible is a violation. I guess it is not considered as attractive for men. Although the doormen were never able to show me where in their rules it explicitly says that it is not allowed. I feel as though my rights were violated that night and I am thinking about contacting the ACLU because of it. A case like that must be a walk in the park for them considering some of the crazy clients they have represented over the years. Not that I am admitting that I am crazy, I would never do a thing like that. All I want is for my upskirt to be considered as attractive as Avril Lavigne's. Is that too much to as?   

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