Bachelor Contestant Jade Elizabeth Roper Topless Stellar Bazoongas in Playboy

At one point she was Jade Elizabeth. On the current season of The Bachelor, she's Jade Roper. Online, she's Jade Elizabeth Roper. Quite frankly, I'll call her anything she likes provided she just smiles in my direction. Okay, smiles while topless and revealing her stellar ta-ta's as featured in her Playboy shoot of not so very long ago.

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I'm not sure how Jade got booted by the Bachelor. I wouldn't watch that show if some villain had my family held hostage with horrible threats. I can always find new family, it's my TV time that's precious. All I know is it's incredibly staged and the audience skews heavily female which could be the only reason in 'reality' a man would ever decided Jade Elizabeth Roper was not the girl for him. Oh, please can it with the 'she be crazy' nonsense. A girl who looks like this, you expect a little personality quarks. God doesn't want anybody to be perfect. There's simply not fun in that. Enjoy.

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