Behati Prinsloo Topless Tatas For Fashion Of Course

You may not be able to marry a Victoria's Secret young lingerie model from Namibia, or maybe you can, but in either case today you can see Behati Prinsloo in all her bare rack glory pimping the fashion by way of exhibition as the gods intended.

I will admit I cried a little when Behati got married to the guy from Moron 5 (yes, that's intentional, shut up, I'm still angry), but there is some great solace in checking out Behati's naturally hot totties when her jacket opens up and she just doesn't give a damn. We give a damn on your behalf, Behati, so, please, don't ever stop. And if you see your husband in between his makeup sittings, tell him we saw your funbags as well and then make him cry. That would be the sweetest of all worlds. Stellar bare melons first, naturally. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Jacquie

We've seen Behati's prime time jugs before. They are real and they are spectacular!