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aldo-vallon - November 29, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I stared out my apartment window while naked I would have nearly enough money to pay for all of my tickets which I received for standing at the window naked. I don't know what it is about naked staring that I find so appealing, but apparently Nicola feels the same way. I bet no one is giving her any tickets though.
Sometimes i do not even realize that I am naked at the window. I will wake up like I am coming out of a fugue state only to see a squirrel on the other side of the glass with a perplexed look on its face. We all know what it is thinking; it wants a shot at my chestnuts. Well too bad, Mr. Fluffytail, you won't be cracking into these anytime soon.
Other times I will wind up at the window through no fault of my own. I will be leaving the shower with a towel around my waist when I will hear a loud noise outside. Naturally I will run to see what was the cause of it, and incidentally the towel will come undone. One cannot be held accountable for the shortcomings of the towel companies.