Bella Thorne Underboob and Nip Slip

 To quote the great Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, of The Sandlot, "She knows exactly what she's doing." How could she not? A woman does not make the conscious decision to cut off half of a hoodie and then also forget to wear a bra. The stars are not aligned in our favor for that to be the case. No, this was a predetermined act. I have not raised my arms over my head of my own volition in years, it is usually police ordered. That is why it is hard for me to believe Bella Thorne momentarily lost her head and raised her hand out of pure, I don't know, joy? The feeling is so alien to me I do not know how it would affect me. I certainly would not be jumping for it.

I am convinced this was a calculated move, but why? What could she have to gain? A little more attention? The possibility to stay relevant for more than a year? I am not sure. But whatever it is must be big because even the woman's eyes are painted like areolas.   

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