Best Actress Nominee Boobs Round Up

It's the Academy Awards tonight and I figure we should tape into those days when we would rent movies based on level of nudity. You know reduce a good actor, an award winning actor to some of her topless scenes because why not! It's the Academy Awards after all, a time to celebrate!

So the nominees of Best Actress and some of their boobs are:

Renee Zellweger in JUDY, a movie I can assure you that I will never see, unless my gay brother forces me to next Christmas vacation. Luckily, we've got 11 months before that happens. So I can't tell you how good or bad she was. I do know she's the crowd favorite, but that could just be because she re-worked her face.

Scarlett Johansson in Marriage Story, the crowd favorite because she's Scarlett Johansson. This is a movie I can say that I did see and that I would never have seen if it wasn't for streaming. When sitting around bored in the middle of winter you have limited options of things to do. When a movie like Marriage Story gets as much hype as it does it is hard not to tap into it. My opinion is that Noah Baumbach over writes his movies, as does his girlfriend. I found the whole thing irritating and I didn't find a whiney divorce story interesting. It was just two whining idiots talking too much. I hope she doesn't win.

NEVER FORGET:

Charlize Theron in Bombshell, a movie I haven't seen, but that Charlize Theron is constantly hot and from the first time we laid eyes on her in 1998 Playboy, we knew she was a star! She's already won for Monster and she's not that great of an actress, so I assume she won't be winning.

Saoirse Ronan in Little Women, this is the remake no one asked for, I assume to celebrate feminism, put together by Marriage Story's Noah Baumbach's girlfriend Greta Gerwig, who is equally irritating in her over writing dialog as he is. I didn't see the first Little Women, won't be seeing this one, so I have no prediction on this one, but I am sure she was better than Scarlett.

Cynthia Erivo in Harriet. I actually rented this last night in an attempt to get into the OSCAR mood, even though I probably won't watch the Oscars and I realize they are a sham, but when you have a hot movie date with your dog, you reach for the stars. All the best picture nominees I hadn't seen wanted 25 dollars to BUY their movies and I had Harriet on the brain from starting up this post. My original guess was that she's there so the internet can't try to cancel the Oscars for being "Oscars Too White". Not to say she's a terrible actress, but to say Hollywood is racist. It is the Harriett Tubman story, it wasn't bad, I only fell asleep twice, because I already know the story. I definitely didn't get "OSCAR" vibes, but it wasn't the worst.

She has not done any sleazy movie roles so this is all I've got of her: