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bill-swift - October 9, 2014
Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.
PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK BECAUSE FREE IS THE BEST EVER PRICE!
I do so lust my Playboy girls. In honor of the change of seasons and the oncoming of brutally cold temperatures and asphyxiation by way of space heaters, our friends at PlayboyPlus are offering their Playboy.TV service free for one week of awesome taking out for a spin. You will fall in love with the world class beauties therein I am quite certain. It's a special kind of love I delight in many a brisk evening while stirring marshmallows into my cocoa, and or drinking lots of warm rum. Enjoy.