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brian-mcgee - August 20, 2018
So, it's Demi Lovato's birthday, which puts us in a precarious position here. See, we love celebrities who get nude and we love celebrating those celebrities' various big days, as it were, and that makes this whole thing way more awkward than it needs to be.
See, when last we heard, Demi Lovato was dealing with a brush with mortality thanks to a heroin overdose. It's really a shame she wasn't rolling with someone in her posse who had a little black medical book like Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction. I guess she'll have to look into that for future posse building.
Anyway, I'm really not trying to make this any more awkward than it already is. I mean, you're here to "look" at pictures of Demi and you can't help but think that she very nearly died recently. Does that make you a bad person? That's more rhetorical than anything else, best not to dwell on that particular question for very long. You won't like the answers you come up with.
Anyway, happy birthday Demi. We're all pulling for you to make a full recovery, mainly so we don't have to feel so much guilt over what we're about to do.