BIRTHDAY SUIT: Jenny McCarthy’s Bustiest Topless Scenes From “Dirty Love” To Celebrate Her Big Day

I am told Jenny McCarthy has talent some sort of talent that made her famous, but I have only ever known her for three things, and two of them are located on her chest. That being said, her chest is a hell of a thing to be known for. They ain’t no small potatoes. If they had been actual potatoes then the good people of Ireland would have never found themselves in the pickle they were in back in the 1800s.

In a couple of these shots there is puke on her chest. Most people did not notice that at first because they were caught up in staring at the eyes looking back at them. I have a theory about that. I know there are some mothy butterfly looking bastards out there who have designs on their wings to make it look like they have eyes.

I think there is similar evolutionary work going on in the area of people’s chests. We get locked into a staring contest with a person’s nipples and this leaves us vulnerable to a whole host of attacks. Sometimes your wallet could be nabbed. Other times they seduce you to bed. That might not seem so bad, but any woman who needs to seduce a man into her bed is not a woman you want to be having sex with.

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