Blac Chyna Flashes Her Faptastic Cleavage In Pasties and Lace Dress

I think it is high time we updated the number of choices women have when deciding how to best censor their nipples. I feel like imagination is lacking from the whole decision making process. These ladies either go with X’s or crosses, and frankly I am becoming bored. That is something that no man should say in reference to boobs.

Seeing a woman’s breast clothed in nothing more than a little tape should always be a joyous occasion, and not one which would lead me to say meh. That is why I am going to give women some suggestions for future use.

The first is nipple tassels. This is not a new accessory by any means, but I think it is one that has been forgotten. They are an eye catching feast of entertainment. Just be sure not to wear them around any cats, because you might end up with a pierced nipple.

The second suggestion is scratch and sniff stickers. These will never go out of style. I think we should get our other senses into the mix, like that of scent. And why not encourage audience participation? Now that would be a way to garner a fan base.

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