Blanca Blanco’s Bikini Shoot Reveals A Lot More Nip Than She Expected

When one spends as much time in a bikini as Blanca Blanco does it is no surprise that a nip peaks out every now and then. It is an inevitability in that field. What I think we should have is a board, like they have in factories and warehouses, that says: We have had ___ days without an accident. I think the word “accident” still applies here. I doubt Blanca was intentionally throwing her nips around.

Maybe a whole website could be dedicated to this cause that would keep a running track of all our favorite celebrities wardrobe malfunctions. Like a Wikipedia for the perverse, although I guess this already kind of is. Things can always get more specialized though. If there can be a website that tracks the current fatness of Jonah Hill then nothing should seem too far out of the realm of possibility. All I need is the financial backing of a benevolent Nigerian prince and this website could be up and running in as little as ten years.

Hey, if you are going to bother to do something then you might as well do it right.

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