Britney Spears Flashes Her Flesh Pulling Out Her Bikini Wedgie

A lot of good that shirt is doing in protecting her modesty. What’s the point of wearing the damn thing if the slightest breeze is just going to push it away from the area it is meant to protect? I think she should write a strongly worded letter to whomever made it to voice her dissatisfaction. Meanwhile, I will write my own strongly worded letter, voicing my disapproval over them ever having created it. Why do they hate men so much and want to keep us from looking at things?

And why is Brittney even trying to fix her wedgie? By this point in her life she has got to be used to the feeling of having a fabric riding up between her cheeks. I think half of her career has revolved around thongs being in that general area. How different can a bikini bottom actually feel?

I would have thought the skin in that area would be calloused by now, but here I am, being corrected. This is a time when I am relieved I do not know her struggle. Sure, I fix my own wedgies when they come along, but that is because I am so protective of my backdoor. I am like a Rottweiler protecting his domicile.

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