Brittani Bader Nude on the Beach

 Brittani Bader seems to be poorly equipped for such a rocky landscape. I hate showing up to a beach only to realize I have forgotten something. In Brittani's case that something appears to be everything. I lose my man card if I have to walk barefoot over hot sand, or a rocky beach. I have delicate skin, it is a medical condition that my doctor tells me is completely normal. How Brittani can bear being completely nude out there is a true testament to her professionalism. "Do whatever is necessary to make a bunch, Aldo," my mother used to say, as she zipped up her thigh high boots and went to work. It is nice to see Brittani received that same advice. Too many people nowadays seem to be lacking that same entrepreneurial spirit that our forebears had. At least there is one among us willing to do what it takes to get the job done. I already know I would be a diva if I had the body for modeling. There would not be a single photo outside of that room full of pillows. I probably would not even muster the energy to stand up. 

_{photo Credit: Chris Borchetta}