Brittny Ward Topless and Wet in Italy

 As they say, when in Rome do as the Romans do, and apparently that means playing it fast and loose with the tops of bikinis. Fortunately for Brittny Ward she has the upstairs to required to please the crowd. Whenever I am at a topless beach I seem to be surrounded by aging hippies who believe clothing is a social construct and seem to want to expedite their losing battle with gravity. On more than one occasion I have debated taking off my sunglasses to stare into the Sun and be done with it all, but fortunately all I have to do nowadays is pull out my phone to be reminded of all the beauty the world has to offer. I will be saving Brittny in an emergency folder for the next time a similar situation arises.  

As a public service announcement, I would like to point out that Brittny is exercising proper water safety by keeping a pool noodle nearby. There is no shame in playing it safe, whether it be a lifejacket or water wings. Live to ogle another day, that is what I say. One cannot always depend on a sexy lifeguard to rescue you from the bottom of a pool.

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