Burning Man Nudes

 I have yet to make my pilgrimage to the hippie Mecca known as Burning Man, but it is on my to-do list. It is placed just above doing my laundry and below turning my hair into dreadlocks. Obviously I cannot show up there with regular person hair, they would think I was some kind of square. And I do not think they are too worried about how fresh my clothes are, so the laundry does not need to take a high priority. Actually, it does not appear they care much for clothes regardless of how dirty they are, which means they are my type of people. I would finally have a reason to pull out my grass skirt and practice my fire dancing without being judged. It is so hard to find an occasion where it does not feel out of place, like wearing khakis to the beach. Maybe playing with fire is not the smartest thing to do around naked bodies. It is starting to seem like an easy way to burn a nipple. Maybe I will stick to running around with a blanket trailing behind me like a cape. 

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