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aldo-vallon - August 4, 2018
Who would have thought a single string would have been capable of concealing so much? The first person to have been given a g-string must have thought the maker was insane. She might as well be wearing nothing at all, right?
Oh, how wrong she was. As evidenced by Ella Knox, one thin piece of string can do wonders in regards to preserving the illusion of modesty for an adult performer. It is not that the performer cares much about their modesty, but the viewers like to think they are special in some way. No one wants to think their stripper does that sort of thing for just anybody. They want a girl straight from the farm who is still ignorant to the ways of the cold world.
If I had a time machine I would go back to the days when the g-string was being invented and then invest my lifesavings into the business. The overhead is practically nothing, and people will always have genitals that need covering, so it is impossible to go out of business. My financial adviser says this would not be wise, but he works for me, so how smart can he be?