Busty Barbara Edwards Really Likes To Party

What a phony this Barbara Edwards is. If she was really trying to read that book she would be holding it up to her face, not placing it on the ground in front of her cooter. I may not be an optometrist, but that doesn’t mean that I do not know of the notoriously bad eyesight the whispering eye has. It is like a mole with cataracts, no prescription in the world could make it capable of reading a single page. I bet if my own eyesight was better then I would be able to see that the book is not even right side up. Another classic mistake on her part.

This proves how she is just another girl trying to seem like an intellectual in order to get into my pants. It happens to me so often that I can see them coming from a mile away, so I certainly am not going to be deceived by a half-baked attempt like this one. She would at least have to wear some glasses and have a pencil sticking out of her hair. Some other clothes covering the rest of her would probably help sell the ruse as well.

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