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aldo-vallon - January 27, 2019
How is it that Torri Webster can manage to run all over the place without those glasses falling down, but I can’t manage to take five steps? I do not even have the force of long hair pushing them down like she does either. It’s not fair.
And if there was ever a need to have a girl adjust her glasses, it was during the moments Torri was without a bra. She would have been forced to decide what was more important to her: Keeping her boobs in place, or keeping her hair out of her face.
To me, that is a no brainer. Every middle school boy knows the annoyance of having to whip their bangs out of their eyeline simply by shaking their head. It’s a hell that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. I think my current neck problems can be traced back to those arduous years. That is why I am not wishing it upon Torri.
Instead I am wishing that she frees up one hand for the job. This way her sunglasses get replaced, her nip gets freed, and her neck stays healthy.